Friday, December 31, 2010

How to ruin a perfectly good day

Ingredients:

an outing with your husband

cold weather so you wear a jacket

the stores being HOT because of said cold factor

unzipping your jacket

running into an old high school friend

her hugging you, looking down at your stomach, and squealing with delight that you are pregnant.

LET SIT FOR ABOUT 15 SECONDS...AND CRY FOR AN HOUR.

thats right andrea. you are THAT fat.
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2 comments:

  1. SamanthaDecember 31, 2010 at 10:19 PM

    you are not! You are gorgeous! I envy your pre baby body :)

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  2. HeidiJanuary 2, 2011 at 7:17 PM

    No no no, you are beautiful! Some people have no tact. And you are always my blueberry! Ha ha of course I remember that!

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