You may stay. Humidity, there's the door. Let it hit you on the way out.
Andrea's Frizzy Hair
You beautiful thing you. My roast was divine. Thanks.
Happy and Full Stomache and Delighted Tastebuds
Your ice is helping to take me to my happy place.
Its Too Dang Hot and Humid
Dear Spiders that are lurking outside:
I know i keep destroying your homes...but could you please not launch your attack on me in my house? I'm barely keeping up with you outside.
Me and my Broom
Dear Inventors of the Recliner aka Edward Knabusch and Edwin Shoemaker:
You are my heroes. You lazy men you.
Fellow Lazy Person
Dear Future Children:
You will never wear/own socks.I'm sorry. I can barely keep up with your future daddy's dirty ones. ALL OVER MY HOUSE.
Your Mom--haha :)
Dear "Youths" that stole my Bob Worsley signs from my yard:
"How dare you". (If you can guess what TV shows the word and phrase are from you get a gold star)
Dear any Candy that comes Individually Wrapped:
You are no longer welcome in my home. You fail to throw yourself away and apparently Jace cant throw you away either. You are taking up residence on my tables and couches without even the courtesy of paying rent. YOU. ARE. BANNED!
Not yo' maid
Taste better. I need to eat more of you. Kthanksbye.
You volunteered to sing with your mom in her ward yesterday. You know how nervous you get performing in front of others. You wacko. Its a good thing it went smoothly.
Your Surprised Self
Knocking Things Off the Bucket List
3 months ago